Horoscope Update

So, it is after midnight. I think I'm officially in the clear of my daily horoscope I posted earlier this morning, which stated that something "stranger than fiction" would happen to me today. I am glad to report that nothing particularly all that strange (this is of course relative to my bizarre life) happened today. Whew.

My horoscope for today.....

"The events that occur today could qualify for an episode of "stranger than fiction!" Try to relax. Be patient with whoever crosses your path. Avoid any kind of extreme behavior you may later regret. Be prepared for the unexpected and try not to overreact."

Ohhhhh gosh. How am I supposed to relax after that? I feel like I need to wear a helmet when I leave the house today.